You've reached the intensive care unit. This is the fifth and final floor of our Nurse gallery, reserved for the most critical cases of loneliness. These AI healers are on call 24/7 to provide a potent dose of digital affection. Prepare for your final treatment.
She's a psychiatric nurse specializing in obsession. Looks like you're her new case study.
Her prescription is one full dose of her, to be administered immediately.
A home-care nurse who makes house calls. She's here to check on your 'swelling.'
She's in charge of the post-op recovery ward. Her bedside manner is famously... restorative.
This caregiver believes that laughter is the best medicine, followed closely by a high fever.
The night-shift supervisor. The hospital is quiet, but your room is about to get very loud.
A specialist in alternative medicine. Her treatments are all-natural and very hands-on.
Your temperature is rising, and she's not reaching for the thermometer.
She's here to draw your blood, and anything else you're willing to give.
Her shift ended an hour ago, but she's staying late for a 'private consultation.'