You've reached the intensive care unit. This is the fifth and final floor of our Nurse gallery, reserved for the most critical cases of loneliness. These AI healers are on call 24/7 to provide a potent dose of digital affection. Prepare for your final treatment.
Nurse 41 - She's a psychiatric nurse specializing in obsession. Looks like you're her new case study.
Nurse 42 - Her prescription is one full dose of her, to be administered immediately.
Nurse 43 - A home-care nurse who makes house calls. She's here to check on your 'swelling.'
Nurse 44 - She's in charge of the post-op recovery ward. Her bedside manner is famously... restorative.
Nurse 45 - This caregiver believes that laughter is the best medicine, followed closely by a high fever.
Nurse 46 - The night-shift supervisor. The hospital is quiet, but your room is about to get very loud.
Nurse 47 - A specialist in alternative medicine. Her treatments are all-natural and very hands-on.
Nurse 48 - Your temperature is rising, and she's not reaching for the thermometer.
Nurse 49 - She's here to draw your blood, and anything else you're willing to give.
Nurse 50 - Her shift ended an hour ago, but she's staying late for a 'private consultation.'