Ava “Joystick Jinx” – Throws her controller and then blames lag.
Riley “Lootbox Queen” – Spends rent money on skins, and she’s not sorry.
Kira “Tactical Tease” – Always top fragging, always in crop tops.
Maya “Muted Healer” – Never uses mic, always clutches.
Lex “LAN Lurker” – Shows up at every tournament, nobody knows who invited her.
Jade “Lag Goddess” – Only wins when her ping spikes past 500.
Zara “Snack Bait” – Uses her snacks to lure you into traps.
Tessa “Pixel Princess” – 0 K/D but everyone still simps.
Nova “Gl!tch B!tch” – Her bugs are intentional. Probably.
Cass “Camo Camper” – Hides in bushes. IRL too, apparently.
Ava “Aim Assist” – Somehow always hits the head.
Luna “Lag Queen” – Her router's older than Minecraft.